The latest installment of our comparing-a-child-to-exotic-fruit saga has us in the land where palm trees sway:
Tiffany and Kevin had their first baby! Allison Emilia Baron Trovini was born on November 4, 2008 at 2:58am. She weighed in at 8 pounds, 11 ounces and was 20.5 inches long. They are expecting Baby Trovini #2 in May of 2010. This blog will include information and updates about how their family is growing so friends and family members can keep up-to-date.

The crib was fairly easy to assemble, but I had to walk away from it when I tried to attach the front side. It's a drop-side crib, which means the front part of the crib can be lowered to make it easier to pick up and put down the baby. This is done by lifting up the crib rail while simultaneously pushing in the bottom rail with one's leg; the side can be dropped with only one hand, so you can hold the baby with the other. The directions weren't very clear, so I couldn't tell which way the gate went or how the spring mechanism was to be engaged. I decided to walk away and figure it out later rather than try to force the thing and end up breaking it.
My mom and dad purchased the stroller/carseat (thanks!), which Tiffany and I were able to pick up from our local Walmart. They took advantage of Walmart's Site-to-Store feature, which enables out-of-state family to purchase gift registry items without having to worry about shipping. As long as Tiffany or I are listed during the ordering process, along with our e-mail addresses, items purchased this way are shipped to our nearest Walmart location. One of us can then pick it up free of charge. (If anyone is thinking about this, I should mention that our closest Walmart is store #2631, located at 29555 Plymouth Rd, Livonia, MI 48150.)
We still have to read the directions for the carseat to make sure we understand its features and how to properly buckle it into the car, but we're having fun in the mean time with our "practice baby," an infant-sized stuffed bunny rabbit Tiffany made with her mom at the Build-A-Bear store this past May.
She's been having back and hip pain ("Pelvic girdle pain," I'm told) and difficulty sleeping, too. According to Babycenter.com, our little girl is the size of a jicama, whatever that is. Tiffany is convinced that there is a produce-industry conspiracy to educate expectant mothers about different fruits and vegetables by comparing baby size to oddball edibles. The web site claims that "[Our] baby is taking up more and more space in [Tiffany's] uterus and weighs as much as a large jicama -- about 3 3/4 pounds. (Length: about 16 3/4 inches, head to heel.)"